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Wrong way Dude As Lallu Prasad was driving down the motorway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife‘s voice urgently warning him, "Lallu-jee, I just heard on the news that there‘s a car going the wrong way on the motorway you are on. Please be careful!" "It‘s not just one car," said Buta Singh. "It‘s hundreds of them!"

Mrs. Banta Singh on Phone Mrs. Banta Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour. One day she hung up after 25 minutes. "What is the matter today? asked her husband. "Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone." "I got a wrong number," replied Mrs. Banta Singh.

Mrs. Kartar with sweater Mrs. Kartar had bought a beautiful sweater for her husband . She sent it to her husband by parcel post along with a note. The note said : The buttons of the sweater are removed since they where too heavy and added to the postage . You will find them in the right hand pocket of the sweater .

Banta hiring men Banta owned a large factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. When his friend Santa asked him the reason, Banta replied, 'Married men are more obedient.

Sardarji and answering machine Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."

Two Sardar talking (which is always fun to hear) Two Sardarjis were talking about the American Astronauts. One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun." Another then replied, "But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt." And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."

Santa and Banta (again two sardar) Santa Singh : Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ? Banta Singh : Yes thats funny, even if you make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?

Elephant Vs. Ant One day an elephant was rushing to the water. An ant who was on the way got blown to the side. The ant got furious. The ant wanted to take revenge. After some time when the elephant was coming back on the same path the ant went and hid behind a tree which was by the side of the elephants path. Why? The ant wanted to use its leg to trip the elephant over.

Finally he found his real dad One day a man went on the road. There was a huge crowd on the side of the road surrounding an accident. The man was so eager to see who was there on the ground. He tried to get in to the crowd which was not at all possible. At last to give it a try he yelled "Oh no father what has happened to you.. oh father Please leave me some space to get in" People were surprised to see him and gave him way to get inside. He really saw his father there which was nothing but a Donkey

Never Fly with these Guys Two pilots are trying to land an airplane at Heathrow Airport. They start descending and as they touch the ground one screams "Oye, the runway is ending...". Another swiftly gets the plane back up in the air... They make a big turn and start descending again. The moment they touch the ground, first one screams again "Get the plane up, the runaway is ending...". This goes on again and again... During their fourth descent one says : "Look at those stupid Brits, they build this huge & expensive airport but with such a short runaway..", "I know" answers second, "But look how wide they made it...."

Do not depend on him for help Raj and his wife were just settling into bed one night when the phone rang. Raj got out of bed and went into the living room to answer the phone. His wife could hear him say, "Hello?" Then he said, "It sure is." He hung up the receiver and went back to bed. A minute later the phone rang again. Raj got out of bed and went into the other room and his wife could hear him say, "Hello?" again and then he said, "It sure is." again. He hung up the receiver and went back to bed. The wife then asked, "Well, what did the person say? He said, "It‘s odd, a woman just keeps saying: "Long distance from Calcutta..."

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